Ask
Words by Morrissey - Music by Johnny Marr


"Coyness is nice..."

Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
Shyness is nice, and
Shyness can stop you
From doing all the things in life
You'd like to
So, if there's something you'd
like to try
If there's something you'd
like to try
ASK ME
I WON'T SAY "NO" HOW COULD I?
Coyness is nice, and
Coyness can stop you
from saying all the things in
life you'd like to
So, if there's something you'd
like to try
If there's something you'd
like to try
ASK ME
I WON'T SAY "NO" HOW COULD I?
Spending warm, Summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb
the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
That will bring us together
Nature is a language — can't you read?
Nature is a language — can't you read?
So ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
Because if it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb
the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
the Bomb, the Bomb, the Bomb
That will bring us together
If it's not Love
Then it's the Bomb
Then it's the Bomb
That will bring us together
So ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME

Players
Morrissey (Voice)
Johnny Marr (Guitars, Harmonica)
Andy Rourke (The Bass Guitar)
Craig Gannon (Second Guitar)
Mike Joyce (The Drums)

Officially Released Versions
1. Single version (RT 194 - Released October, 1986). This edited version of the song fades out during the "da-da-da-da-da-dum" section. Produced by John Porter; Remixed by Steve Lillywhite. (Also included on The Very Best Of The Smiths.)
2. Louder Than Bombs (Rough 255 - Released April, 1987). This longer version of the song fades out during the instrumental portion after the "humming" ends. Produced by John Porter; Remixed by Steve Lillywhite. (Also included on The World Won't Listen, Best... II, and Singles compilations.)
3. Rank (Rough 126 - Released September, 1988). "This is our new single... ASK!" introduces Morrissey on this very energetic live version of the song. Morrissey changes the lyric, "Nature is a language, can't you read?" to "Nature is a language, can anybody read?"

Critical Commentary
"The guitars fill my head with a rising, golden bliss that never peaks or bursts. And then - major shock, this - enter Morrissey with something approaching a pro-sex statement: 'If there's something you'd like to try/Ask me/I won't say no/How could I?', although 'If it's not love/It's the bond that will bring us together' must be the chastest plea to be molested ever. 'Nature is a language/Can't you read it?' How is it that so many can be so fascinated by the state of one man's, er, physical being? With its chugging beat and Kirsty McColl harmonies, this is perhaps their closest approach to commercial lusciousness. I prefer their moments of reproachful, avenging misery myself, like 'How Soon Is Now' - this is a little unfraught, a bit too sunny. But then, as someone who can be brought to tears by 'The Queen Is Dead', I'm beyond impartiality and detachment. Pop has always been about such infatuated, mad allegiance. 'Ask' is unavoidably Single Of The Week." - Unknown Critic

"'Ask' sounds lovely in the kinda-folk, kinda-high-life manner we know and love so well and that's enough for me." - Mat Snow, New Musical Express, October 18, 1986

"Ooooooh, nice chorus: 'If it's not love, then it's the bomb that will bring us together.' Gee, I'd sure like to hang out with these guys - I bet they're a laugh a minute. On a scale of one to ten, I'd have to say this record is swell." - Weird Al Yankovich, Guest Reviewer, Star Hits

"'Ask', your latest, hovers reasonably, but when it dissolves into silence, why is there no feeling of warmth left behind, nothing to let me know that I've spent a couple of minutes in your presence? I think Smiths records are lonely places to be. I'm not frightened or impressed by the solitude they conjure up, just bored." - Unknown Critic

"... how can you not embrace a guy who croons, 'Shyness is nice, but/Shyness can stop you/From doing all the things in life/That you'd like to... Ask me - I won't say "No - How could I?"' I second that emotion. There hasn't been a poet who articulated teenage heartache so effectively since Smokey Robinson. Would I lie to you?"
- Roy Trakin, Creem

Videos And Television Appearances

Derek Jarman shot a video in Wapping which featured a lovestruck bespectacled young geek handing flowers to his lady love, playing with a bomb, and dancing about with his much more fashionable friends whilst waving flowers about. The original version did not feature The Smiths, but a later version - included on The Complete Picture - featured high contrast images of the various Smiths, including Craig Gannon, superimposed over the frolicking teenagers.

Quintessential Bootleg Version
Although all live versions of "Ask" sound essentially the same, with the exception of the December, 1986 Brixton Academy version which is a bit sonically bare due to the fact the absence of second guitarist Craig Gannon, the version on Genius Steals is probably the best performance (that I've heard) of the lot. It doesn't really differ from the Rank version by much though...

Controversy
Internal strife galore! The mixing of this song is one of the many moments that cumulatively led to the breakup of The Smiths. The song had been produced by John Porter and he and Johnny Marr had devised a great sound affect of waves splashing and guitar-created seagulls noises during the quiet instrumental break. However, Morrissey used the occasion to emphasize his increasing dissatisfaction with John Porter (presumably because John had, like most of the people that Morrissey banned from the band's sphere, become "too close" to Johnny) by handing over the unfinished tapes to backing vocalist Kirsty MacColl's husband Steve Lillywhite (who later produced Morrissey's Vauxhall And I, Southpaw Grammar, and Maladjusted albums) to finish mixing. Porter describes the debacle (from The Severed Alliance): "It was another one that didn't come off. There were a lot of guitars and only I knew how they fitted together. There was this great breakdown with the big wave splashing. It was the most theatrical effect, with the seagull noises done by Johnny on guitar. It was fantastic but, on the record, you don't notice it. It's just gone. I was really pissed off because that was a spectacular track... We'd make plans and Morrissey would go ahead and ride roughshod over them. Johnny obviously had to keep his allegiance with Morrissey, which was fair enough. In a sense, Johnny was the go-between because, by this point, Morrissey almost never spoke to me. There was no animosity. I just think he'd already decided that he didn't want to work with me."

In addition to the controversial mixing of the song, there was also a songwriting controversy. Additional guitarist Craig Gannon claimed that he deserved publishing credit for devising the chord sequence used on "Ask" (from The Complete Guide): "Me and Johnny were sat in the library playing acoustic guitars and they must have been miked up as we were probably putting down the acoustic tracks for 'Panic'. I just started playing the chord sequence which would later become 'Ask' in exactly the way it appears on the record. Johnny then joined in playing the same... I then forgot about the idea and left it at that... Johnny must have played Morrissey this idea or given him the recording I already mentioned. I was completely surprised as we were now recording this for the next single. The only section of the chord structure that I didn't come up with for 'Ask' was the middle eight section with the chords E-minor, D and C. That was actually what Johnny came up with. All the way through the song there is an overdub with me and Johnny sat around a mike with acoustics, playing a riff that he came up with towards the end of the recording of the song. That is a great riff and a real hook but it was still just an overdub and I felt the song was nearly complete without it. Up until the release of 'Ask' I still thought I'd be given a writing credit. When I found that I wasn't given a writing credit, it didn't really bother me, but I thought it was pretty bad that no one even acknowledged that it was my idea in the first place."

Johnny Marr heatedly denied this claim (from The Complete Guide): "When he did come up with his own parts, others said it was like something I'd played on the last single. It wasn't exactly his own style. Craig really threw it away. He really screwed it up for himself." Another telling quote by Johnny (from The Severed Alliance): "That really hurt me. That's one of the things in The Smiths that you don't do. We were always very careful from the very first day all the way through the sessions to bring in our own songs. It was ridiculous. no one ever had any inclination to write any songs, and that was fine." John Porter agreed with Johnny: "I didn't ever imagine him having any input."

Eventually, the matter was settled out of court and the original song credits remained.

Smiths-Speak
"... it was quite crucial to release a single that was a slight antidote to 'Panic', because if the next single had been a slight protest, regardless of the merits of the actual song, people would say, 'Here we go again.' That's why we put out 'Ask'. The idea there is... Well, restraint is a decent thing really, but it's nice to throw caution to the wind as well -- to jump in at the deep end."
Morrissey, Record Mirror, 2/14/87

"On 'Ask,' Craig Gannon and I are playing Martin acoustics. I play the G-Am-C-D progression on a Rickenbacker 330. The highlify part is played on a '63 Strat. I'm also vamping on a G harmonica through a Urei Boom Box, an early '70s piece of outboard gear that we also used a lot on guitars, as well. It's like one of those vulgar 'loudness' buttons on a hi-fi. It pushes things slightly out of phase, but gives them a bottomy, dense sound., It's a big chrome box with one knob: 'intensity.' Hey, maybe one of the readers can write in and tell us about it."
- Johnny Marr, Guitar Player, January, 1990

Sundry
"Ask" reached #14 on the U.K. Charts.

Comtesse Review (As If You Care)
"Ask" is the last indisputably classic Smiths single. Although debate rages on the relative merits of the singles that would follow, there is little debate that "Ask" is a classic pop song. The music is simple but lush and lovely, the lyrics are optimistic but with a hint of darkness, but, most of all, the song is just plain catchy! And you have to love a song with the line, "Spending warm summer days indoors writing frightening verse to a bucktoothed girl in Luxembourg". At least, I do! A song like "Ask" can brighten even the dreariest of days.


bar121w.gif (1307 bytes)