Never Had No One Ever
Words by Morrissey - Music by Johnny Marr

I was minding my business
lifting some lead off
the roof of the Holy Name church
it was worthwhile living a laughable life
to set my eyes on the blistering sight
of a vicar in a tu-tu
he's not strange
he just wants to live his life this way
A scanty bit of a thing
with a decorative ring
that wouldn't cover the head of a goose
as Rose collects the money in the cannister
who comes sliding down the bannister
the vicar in a tu-tu
he's not strange
he just wants to live his life this way
The monkish monsignor
with a head full of plaster
said: "My man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned"
as Rose counts the money in the cannister
as natural as Rain
he dances again
my God
vicar in a tu-tu, oh yeah
The next day in the pulpit
with Freedom and Ease
combating ignorance, dust and disease
as Rose counts the money in the cannister
as natural as Rain
he dances again and again and again
and the fabric of a tu-tu
any man could get used to
and I am a living sign
I'm a living sign
I am a living sign
I'm a living sign
I am a living sign
I'm a living sign
I am a living sign

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